I have a fully furnished apartment close to the airport in Lisbon. Available for 1 or 2 females. There is a park next door and 2 bus routes. Stores are convenient. Beach is less than 1 hour by bus. Apartment was fully renovated 5 years ago. Breakfast is included with your stay but you need let me know in advance what is on your menu. And if you are a early riser maybe you can cook your goodies before heading out. If you plan to stay here for more than a week the boss will let you stay for 2 euros less than the advertised list. I am here to assist you and I speak their lingo in case you need some help. Currently I am waiting on a job with the European Commission external expert and completing the gauntlet for my project overseas. Longterm guests may see my occasional absence - in case of party kindly find the crazy glue in the drawer on your left. The neighbors dont bite but we are on the ground floor so pls lock windows. In summer we have a natural air conditioning effect here and in winter there is electric heat. Hot water is available all year round. There is a ladder in the balcony for those who wana jump down onto the back yard to tan without having to walk around the building to get back in.
Guest rule #1 - the homeowner does mop the floor but you are responsible to make your bed and change sheets as often as you like
Guest rule #2 - the homeowner is not a oriental laundrymat- therefore is only obligated to show you how to turn on the washing machine; guests are obligated to load and hang own laundry and bedsheets in their spare time
Guest rule #3 - the kitchen is a c0-0p opportunity; guests are encouraged to raid the fridge at any time and also plan their at-home meals but not required to recruit the homeowner as resident dishpig
Guest rule #4 - lock your room when not home - if you need a house key there is a 20 euro - no check pls - refundable deposit ( thats more than the cost of making your own key which is not alowed).
Free entertainment here- guests are encouraged to throe rice out the kitchen window to feed the flock of finches. There are about 50+ birdies that come to feed here. If throwing bread crumbs out pls make bite size pieces - they are quite tiny birds and cant handle heavy payloads to the nest.
Please tote - this is my private residence. Unregistered visitors are no allowed to fall asleep or wander around the apartment.